so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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