awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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