Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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