Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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