Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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