sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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