i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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