Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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