i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Girls should come with a carfax report
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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