i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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