You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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