Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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