you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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