Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
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Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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