Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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