i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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