I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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