No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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