this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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