I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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