My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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