so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Dicks are not precious.
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