And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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