I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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