Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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