Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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