There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
3pm strippers are depressing
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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