Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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