omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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