is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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