You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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