I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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