Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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