did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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