I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
There's a naked man in my car right now.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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