i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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