it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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