Please, let me fuck your mom
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize