I only kidnapped one of them. chill
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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