dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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