Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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