Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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