We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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