belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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