We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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