No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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