There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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