So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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