When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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