I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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